Well, not buying Dr Pepper anymore.
I always knew Dr. Pepper didn’t like me. I just didn’t think that he didn’t like all women.
He’s not even a real doctor, is he?
I’ll stick with Coke for my rum and Cokes, thanks.
Ah yes, because diet sodas are strictly women stuff and men can’t be seen with women stuff.
It’s like Men’s pocky in Japan.
(Source: beermuda, via vanessasketch)